I was recently at WalMart buying toothpaste, yes toothpaste, I buy my own friggin toothpaste, get over it. Anyway, Something caught my eye and I proceded down the aisle, I forgot what it was, it wasn't that interesting once I got to it, but anyway...
I go to the next aisle because it is closer to the exit and I notice along the wall are boxes of condoms. It made me feel awkward, and I couldn't figure out why, so I continued on with my shopping and left. On the way home my thoughts went back to the condoms.
I realized why I was so uncomforatble with them. The two largest brands of condoms are Trojan and Ramses.
The Trojans failed to prevent